May 2012
44 posts
Anonymous asked: You writing, Grown women obsessed with Hello Kitty [but seriously, I never got the hype even as a kid], do YOU take yourself that seriously? to write that? rethink some shit dude, your egos gonna explode
People Who Have Always and Will Always Sort Of...
michellelynking:
Girls who are older than 15 and are obsessed with Disney. Not like “Oh yeah, Space Mountain is cool” because, duh, it is. But you have a picture of Tomorrowland as your cover photo on Facebook? No.
People who are always in a relationship.
Grown ass women obsessed with the color pink.
People who have Pinterest wedding boards, yet don’t have a ring on their left finger.
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Found her!
Incredibly amazed by the response I received via Tumblr about my lost dog Coco.
She was found this morning hiding out in a yard of neighbors who weren’t home.
Considering my family was all the way in North Carolina, I wanted to do all I could to find her from home. People on Tumblr, Twitter, and FB reached out in a way I really didn’t expect and I’m incredibly grateful for...
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vintague:
where is my non-existent boyfriend
fuck dat
so my brother was waiting right by his girlfriend’s house tonight with his skateboard until his girlfriend came home. someone called the cops on him for “suspicious activity.” although that’s no reason to allow him to be searched, my brother offered up a search of his car/things to prove he wasn’t doing anything other than waiting on his girlfriend. as he comes home...
mikeymooser asked: And the award for best post of the night goes to Jaime!
ever since i searched for bathing suits suitable for big boobs i get “big girl bra” ads all over the internet.
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fuck tulips/i just want your two lips/on my two lips/lemme show you how to do this
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living at home:
-overabundance of dogs, food, and boredom -oversleeping, underachieving
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always remember
molls:
It’s so much easier to sit back and critique people who put themselves out there than it is to develop a viable skill of your own and then put that out there.
Other than your skill of critiquing other people, I mean.
“You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a...”
– Tupac Shakur
April 2012
36 posts
